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Have you seen these shoes from the JustFab subscription? Holy-Schmokin! These were purchased for only nine dolla, ninety-nine cents! That’s right Society, just $9.99. JustFab was having an Easter promotion and Jessica Rabbit came a knocking!

That particular promotion is no longer available….but before you feel like you missed your opportunity I come bearing good news. They have an offer for two pair of shoes for #39.95, New VIP members get their first style for $9.99. Aaaand -they are running a buy one get one 50% off denim deal. See, not to worry, we’ve got you covered.

I personally don’t wear heels. You see, I’m quite tall as it is, and putting on heels just makes me feel uncomfortable with my presence.

I know, I know – I should embrace my height and blah blah blah. I do embrace my height; I just don’t accentuate it. It’s a personal decision that I’m sure goes back many years into my childhood from the psychological damage suffered by the teasing.

With that being said, I absolutely celebrate a good heel and know how ahhhh-mazing they look on everyone else. They are so chic and alluring. I absolutely appreciate (and envy) the power of a good heel.

JustFab has some kick ass heels. Hold on to your ankle compression socks – have I got a heel that has the potential to completely catapult you into a whole’nutha dimension!

I’ve got visions!!! I’m going to lend my vision to you society heel wearing ladies (or gentlemen, if that’s your look).

A pair of distressed vintage looking denim jeans in a boyfriend cut. Something like this…

Relaxed Fit Boyfriend Denim

Any white casual jersey cotton shirt with a bit of bagginess to it and preferably sleeveless. It should be tucked in with deliberate sloppy’ness.

Awww snap…in fact, I know the perfect one! I own it and oddly enough it’s from Fabletics– JustFab’s sibling.

McKinney Tee from Fabletics

It’s the McKinney tee and honest to all get out, it’s one of my favorite shirts, EVER.

Be sure to have a bit of a bronze ooh la la color on your arms.

Final pièce de résistance, a very vintage feeling, minimally adorned, black leather belt. Think Sunday Harley ride. Worn out leather but quality. Something like this…

Vintage Leather Belt

Wear very little make-up, in fact maybe just mascara. But definitely kick-up your bronze glow a bit. Hair styled any which way you like; there’s only one no-no with hair on this look, no perfection. No perfect hairstyles today!

Last, slip on these freaking heals and you’re such a stud. (I believe girls are studs too)

Repunzel Pump

It’s brilliant & magnificent style, of course if you are at least 18, or 21 if I gave birth to you.

You’ll get all sorts of notice. Trust me J. Rabbit, those glances are just “envy” because you look schmashing!

And that outfit can only come together well with a pump from JustFab…no sandal, sneaker, or flat can pull this off! Do it…do it for me, do it for all the tall girls who have been emotionally traumatized into “heel avoidance” by childhood height bullies!